James Bond song with lyrics: He’ll ski on your lunch, kill you with judo

It’s about time someone gave the James Bond theme the vulgar lyrics it deserved, and for that we have Running Corners to thank. Among the highlights, James Bond will ski on your lunch if he wants, kills people with Judo, and has banged 839 sluts.

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