Yahoo just dropped the new trailer for The Grey, from Smokin’ Aces director Joe Carnahan and Liam Neeson. The plot, and I stress, I am not making any of this up, is that Liam Neeson survives a plane crash, and wakes up in a frozen wasteland where he must use all of his skills in a fight for survival… AGAINST WOLVES!
“Hello, police? I think I’ve been incepted.”
“If it’s money you’re after, I can tell you I don’t have any. What I do have is a particular set of skills, skills I’ve learned from a lifetime of being Irish. Skills that make me a nightmare for wolves like you.”
(*tapes broken Jameson bottles to knuckles, puts up dukes*)
“BRING IT ON, YA MANGY FOOKER!”