NextMovie got Vivid performer Allie Haze to review Don Jon. But she pretty much just talked about porn the whole time. Yeesh, way to make it all about you, Allie. [Update: Video moved below the jump to keep from autoplaying]
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Peter King is pretty excited about Peyton Manning. |Kissing Suzy Kolber|
A dude named “Fudge” stole ice cream on 9/11 |death&taxes|
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