Porn Star Allie Haze Reviews Don Jon

NextMovie got Vivid performer Allie Haze to review Don Jon. But she pretty much just talked about porn the whole time. Yeesh, way to make it all about you, Allie. [Update: Video moved below the jump to keep from autoplaying]

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