Twitter, where all adults go to publicly air their beef in front of hundreds of thousands of people who just want to see them naked. If you’re not familiar with their professional work, you might remember Lisa Ann from causing a scandal by dating a Notre Dame football player before announcing her retirement from the adult film industry, while Nikki Benz is a porn star who ran for mayor of Toronto with the hopes of not only replacing Rob Ford, but also making the city a better place for everyone. But today they’re just two women who seem to hate each other, because they said some really nasty and mean stuff to and about each other on Twitter yesterday.
It began with Benz posting an Instagram video of a camel race, as she spent her birthday in Dubai, which Lisa Ann then explained means that Benz was serving as a high-priced escort while she was there. (She may or may not have deleted these tweets, but it’s hard to tell because she has tweeted A LOT about Benz, The Other Guys and fantasy football.)
Benz obviously didn’t like being called a prostitute, and that set things off on a really ugly path, with the following tweets…
Unfortunately someone had to ruin my birthday vacation, but I'll let you hate. It's ok, I'm good but You just opened a Pandora's box 😘
— NIKKI BENZ (@nikkibenz) December 21, 2014
https://twitter.com/nikkibenz/status/546708818022113280
Thank you for retiring Lisa. No one wants your stank ass vagina in their face on set. Enjoy being a hooker. 😘
— NIKKI BENZ (@nikkibenz) December 21, 2014
At this point, neither porn star has actually tweeted at the other, but the subtweet game was blazing. Benz then let other people do the talking at Lisa Ann for her, as she retweeted some seriously vulgar vitriol.
@thereallisaann u old bitch stop saying shit about @nikkibenz ur so ugly no one wants to see your old fat ass in a scene.Thanks for retiring
— Luca (@luca9497) December 21, 2014
https://twitter.com/davidravila1/status/546732689181536256
https://twitter.com/arturoalmazan14/status/546729467964432384
And so on and so forth. The lesson from this is that porn fans are extremely loyal to their favorite actresses. Benz then seemed to put the lid on her end and shared her final thoughts on this ridiculous beef that possibly ruined her birthday.
Truly saddened by other people's bitterness and jealousy. No wonder you have next to zero friends left in this industry. #begone #godbless
— NIKKI BENZ (@nikkibenz) December 21, 2014
And for the record I did not start anything. I just can't sit quiet if you're making accusations. The shit I know about your old ass…!!!
— NIKKI BENZ (@nikkibenz) December 21, 2014
Just kidding, Benz didn’t stop. In fact, this was just the beginning of a new series of tweets that got really personal, while never holding back on the colorful language. Here’s a sampling of the kettle calling the pot a hypocrite:
I like how someone is back paddling now. Ok I see u 😂😂✌️ Someone forgot her bipolar meds. Ooohhhh girl and those party pics of u I have 🙌
— NIKKI BENZ (@nikkibenz) December 21, 2014
What about the NBA and HIP HOP artists paying u to Fuck. Ok hoe I see u 🍹🐸
— NIKKI BENZ (@nikkibenz) December 21, 2014
Keep hating. Keep it up. I'm over here smiling. 😈Remember u started it ✌️
— NIKKI BENZ (@nikkibenz) December 21, 2014
You're claiming you're a role model? What about all them pills you pop? And the cocaine use? Shit you're prob high right now bitch!!
— NIKKI BENZ (@nikkibenz) December 21, 2014
Bitch I heard you ask for 5k. Good on you. #rolemodel
— NIKKI BENZ (@nikkibenz) December 21, 2014
All u do @thereallisaann is pick on people. You're a nightmare on set. No one likes you in the industry. You treated everyone so badly.
— NIKKI BENZ (@nikkibenz) December 21, 2014
*crawls out of bomb shelter* Is it over? Are the naked ladies from the computer screen done fighting yet?
To my fans, hope you've been entertained. I'm sorry for lowering myself to her level but you mess with me you gone fucked up. I had to.
— NIKKI BENZ (@nikkibenz) December 21, 2014
Oh thank goodness, it seems that this has finally passed. Oh no, it’s the eye! It’s just the lull of the porn star Twitter feud!
And get your saggy ass tits fixed mmkkaayyyy @thereallisaann your nipples point different direction.
— NIKKI BENZ (@nikkibenz) December 21, 2014
You get the point. Nikki Benz clearly does not like Lisa Ann, and a lot of people, other porn actresses included, were taking her side as these attacks continued. Now, let’s check in with Lisa Ann’s thoughts on this situation, as she celebrates her two fantasy football championships. (Side note: If there’s an all-porn star fantasy football league out there, I would love to write about it next year.)
Things I know.. Since my little jokes this am, we now have a BEEF. This will include lies, drama and semantics in which I have no time for.
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) December 21, 2014
So let me lay out some CLEAR bullet points for you all.. This will help cut through some of the shit.. Always remember one thing..
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) December 21, 2014
Don't throw stones if you live in a glass house, that's above everything ..
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) December 21, 2014
I get that, but that’s kind of the point that Benz was making, no? Sorry, I’ll let Lisa explain more.
Just because I am retired doesn't mean I don't care about the industry and the standards of everyone .. I will still fight for it.
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) December 21, 2014
I am done here with this. To clarify, I didn't name names. If you get caught with your hand in the cookie jar, that is not my fault.
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) December 21, 2014
In closing, here is what I have seen this year, the more power I gained, the more hate I gained.. Misery loves company & I just can't..
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) December 21, 2014
This seems like she’s taking the high road, but it appears that Lisa was only responding to Benz’s earlier tweets. She hadn’t yet caught up on the really nasty stuff, and she obviously had a little more to share this morning with the people who had clearly taken her side.
Now that I have had a moment to read the timeline of Nikki Benz I am appalled .. The lies, the painful hurtful things all of it..
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) December 22, 2014
I was joking yesterday, woke silly and joked again today until I looked at my messages – I was told to read her time line .. And wow
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) December 22, 2014
There are many hurtful and personal things written by her. Some truths, some untruths but no matter what Nikki went way, way too far.
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) December 22, 2014
I will put this down today and for a while and let this all just be. I know that I have had an illustrious career. I know who I am. I do too
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) December 22, 2014
I woke up a winner! 2 Fantasy Football Championships … That's what counts …
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) December 22, 2014
And that seems to be it for now, at least from Lisa Ann’s side. Benz, on the other hand, wants to settle this the real pseudo-celebrity way – with a charity boxing match.
Hey @thereallisaann let me beat your ass in a boxing match and I'll donate the proceeds to a charity. U fucking bully ass hoe!!!
— NIKKI BENZ (@nikkibenz) December 22, 2014
You sure are brave over the Internet. Let's see you in a boxing ring @thereallisaann
— NIKKI BENZ (@nikkibenz) December 22, 2014
First @thereallisaann attacks me by text, DM, and Twitter. Usually people don't stand up to her, but I did. Don't play with fire Lisa.
— NIKKI BENZ (@nikkibenz) December 22, 2014
The next time you contact me @thereallisaann, you'll be choking on my attorneys dick aka lawsuit.
— NIKKI BENZ (@nikkibenz) December 22, 2014
Yo @thereallisaann that boxing match tho! Let me hit
— NIKKI BENZ (@nikkibenz) December 22, 2014
I'm still very open to boxing @thereallisaann for charity! RT if you wanna see me kick her ass!!
— NIKKI BENZ (@nikkibenz) December 22, 2014
While I’m no gambling man, I’d say the odds of Lisa Ann accepting this angry challenge are less than zero. However, I’ve been wrong about things in the porn world before. For example, I thought Jenna Jameson would have great crossover success. Instead, she’s a pawn in the terrible, fake Bellator beef of her ex-husband. Maybe she’d like to officiate Benz’s boxing match. After all, if the porn business is good at anything, it’s creating jobs. Pun very intended.