Remember how they’re making a new Terminator movie? It’s being produced Paramount, will be directed by Thor: The Dark World‘s Alan Taylor, released July 1st, 2015, and will somehow involve Arnold Schwarzenegger, presumably in some kind of plot that explains why the robots would build an aging cyborg.
And now, as revealed by Arnold himself, it has a title. (*drumroll*)
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Hasta la vista, baby. I want to thank the cast and crew of @TerminatorGenisys for a fantastic shoot. It was challenging, it was fun, and it was rewarding. From our director to the producers, from the camera team to catering, from visual effects to hair and makeup – we couldn't have done it without you. I can't wait to see our finished project and I know we'll remind the fans why they fell in love with the Terminator. On July 1, 2015, I'll be back.
That’s right, it’s TERMINATOR: GENISYS. Not to be confused with TERMINATOR: CIS-GENDERED in which a cyborg from the future returns to enforce traditional marriage.
Also not to be confused with, say, “Jungle Book: Origins” or “Leprechaun: Origins.” It’s like they just picked a synonym for “origins” and tried to misspell it so no one would notice. Are we really using white trash/obnoxious yuppie baby naming conventions for our movies now? I like to imagine Terminator: Genisys teams Kharryngton-McKhynleigh Connor with Jaxxyn Reese and the Braidyn-1000.
Run for your lives, everyone! He’s got a participation medal!