The Definitive Breakdown Of ‘Twilight: Breaking HEARTS Part How Could You, K-Stew’

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07.26.12 27 Comments

It has been less than 24 hours since I first saw Sports Illustrated’s Jimmy Traina Tweet the infamous video of the disappointed Twilight fan, but it has already gone from 301 to 229,609 views. That’s how you do viral, people. It either takes a person crazy enough to be that insane over an actress cheating on her actor boyfriend or someone brilliant enough to fake it. Either way, the Internet went bananas yesterday over the revelation that Kristen Stewart had cheated on Robert Pattinson with her Snow White and the Hunstman director, Rupert Sanders.

Plenty of Twilight fans are outraged that the kingdom of PattiStew could ever be corrupted, but most of them just can’t believe that Bella could cheat on Edward with a muggle. Wait, am I getting these terms right? Whatever. So despite the revelation by US Weekly and People, and the fact that Stewart and Sanders both issued apologies through their PR teams, the majority of Twihards or Twihearts believe that this is a massive conspiracy. (UPDATE: Pack his bags, he’s outta here, K-Stew don’t love him and K-Stew don’t care.)

But it all starts with one heartbroken fan…

Keep in mind, this is the same fan that went apeshit over the Breaking Dawn trailer and Tom Cruise commenting on her nail polish, so if she’s faking, she is Meryl Streep 2.0

As for the conspiracy, it’s mostly Ted Casablanca’s fault. Casablanca, a former E! Online “reporter” and current managing editor of The Wrap, Tweeted that this entire ordeal was staged. It was all downhill from there.

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