Sci-fi action flick Source Code opens April 1st and Summit just made available the first five minutes for you to watch online. As a general rule, there aren’t too many decent mainstream, wide-release Hollywood sci-fi movies anymore, but this one was directed by Duncan Jones, previously of the acclaimed Moon, who’s not only seen as an up and comer by sci fi nerds, but also holds the distinction of being possibly the only person in entertainment who changed his stage name to something less fancy. Thanks to his dad being David Bowie, he was born “Zowie Bowie,” which he changed to Duncan Jones when he was 18. I think a good way to tell you’ve failed at baby naming is if your kid decides he wants to be called “Duncan” while he’s still a teenager.
Anyway, the plot of Source Code is that the government has developed the technology to allow Jake Gyllenhaal to relive the last eight minutes of another guy’s life before he was awesomely exploded in a terrorist train bombing. They want Jake to find the terrorist and prevent the next bombing, but of course all he wants to do is bang the dead guy’s dead girlfriend. But is eight minutes enough time to convince a girl to bang you on a train when she doesn’t even know you’re a famous movie star? Find out this April.
Wowee zowee?
More like Maui Wowie.
8 minutes? That’s not enough time for the Viagra to kick in.
The most thrilling part of Source Code is that they choose a guy who’s never heard of the Source Code to put in the Source Code. …Source Code.
If the girl isn’t the bomber I’ll eat my foot.
A lot of the credit for Moon has to go to Sam Rockwell being so awesome. But Jones really did do a fantastic job of making a throwback sci-fi film that doesn’t feel like a rip-off.
I’m interested to see what he does with this, even if the premise doesn’t sound great. I hope he pulls it off.
Russell Peters? WTF? He’ll give you an hour and half about brown people not being the bomber. Apparently someone will laugh.
I’ll watch anything with Jeffrey Wright in it, and the fact it’s by Duncan means I will be nerdily waiting for opening day like the horrendous, sweaty stalker I am.
8 minutes is enough time to bang her and flip her over for a second helping.
I wonder if he’ll try the reverse jackhammer?
I’m sorry the plot is just retarded.
At least they went with Jake G instead of Shia LePoof. I’d hate to see the entire plan fall apart when he wasn’t able to finger bang her in the alloted time.
The Mighty Feklahr’s brief “in like” affair with Jake Gyllenhoolyhay ended with “Prince of Persia”.
Did he just say his name was Captain Colter Stevens? Is that a fucking joke cause I don’t get it.
i bet the source code is 28:06:42:12