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Hot off of the success of a lot of people ironically watching Sharknado and Tweeting about is as if it was the greatest thing that ever happened to anyone in the history of Thursday night summer TV movies, SyFy announced that we would be getting a sequel in 2014. Naturally, because it involves receiving money for barely saying words, stars Ian Ziering and Tara Reid agreed to return for the sequel, and everyone around the world was like, “Cool. Hopefully nothing else is on that night.”
But to build a little excitement for the sequel while we all wait for the film’s design team to spend a year making it look like Ziering is shooting a bazooka through a hammerhead’s B-hole, SyFy actually asked fans to pitch titles for the sequel, and the network vowed to pick the one that it liked the best. After more than 5,000 submissions – that did not include the idea I just had, Sharknado 2: Rise of Jabberjaw – the title has been selected…
Sharknado 2: The Second One
That’s stupid. As TV Line points out, the sequel takes place in New York, so the obvious title was New Shark City, but whatever. SyFy is apparently going the Zucker Bros. naming route now. Oh well, as long as they make Slothcano happen, I’ll be happy enough.
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Sharknadeux was probably too highbrow.
Their loss.
Nice. I wanted “Sharknado 2: The Second Chumming”
Also,
“and everyone around the world was like, ‘Cool. Hopefully nothing else is on that night.'” Nailed it.
Sharknado 2: The Great White Hope
Pretty sad they didn’t go with my title Sharknado 2: Fuck You Tara Reid
Oscars and Emmys.
Sharknado 2: Electric Sharkaloo or GTFO.
Sharklectric Bugaloo acceptable?
I tried to suggest Sharknado: Tokyo Drift, because I’m a firm believer in the “adding a Tokyo Drift subtitle onto anything makes it better” philosophy
but yeah, this is pretty anticlimactic
Could have at least gone with “Sharknado Too”. Or maybe gone with a different angle and mad “Shartnado”.
Shartnado Number 2
I actually kind of like it. Given that the tagline for the first one was “Enough Said,” I think it keeps in line with the sort of minimalist promotional philosophy.
Uh, guys, I think the appropriate title would have been 2harknado
Boooooo!!!
I thought Slothcano was about the dude from Goonies.
They gave the responsibility for naming it to a bunch of random lazy, goons, whose only qualification is that they can use a computer.
Well, that plan worked for the movie’s CGI effects.
Sharknader 2000–Wreaking Havoc in Florida
Sharkte’o: The Catfishing. 2 Good 2B 2rue
This comments section is turning into a real
*removes sunglasses*
Snarknado.
*gets killed by giant shart*
“The well constructed juxtaposition of thread metaphors by Larry is reminiscent of Ian Ziering’s performance in Sharknado”
The Sharkening of Billy Noggin
Camptown? More like Compton.
Nah, nah, brov.
The Ensharkening of Billy No Guns.
I swear in the Percy Jackson ads there is a Sharknado. They must be killing themselves.
Mine was Sharknado 2: Nine Elev-fin
Now I don’t believe in nothing no more. I’m going to law school.
eh, made me laugh.
Uh uh since I’m latin mine would have been “Sharkana-dos”
Whatever.
I’m already looking forward to the third installment, which will be set in Anaheim at Christmas:
Sharknado 3: Shark The Herald Angels Scream
I think everyone was expecting something more like this…
Sharken 2!!!
“I’m not able to stop swimming, but what I do have is a particular set of skills. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you come beach season”
I would see Slothcano.
At least it would be better than the Tommy Lee Jones one.
just as Deborah answered I’m shocked that anyone can make $8691 in 4 weeks on the internet. have you read this site ……………..zee44.com
IN the end, don’t they churn these movies out once a month, so why must we wait until 2014?
This is bullshark! I tweeted those idiots at SYFY channel (good job on the name change by the way) so many better subtitles and that’s what they picked??!! “SHARKNADO 2: JUDGEMENT WAVE” not only pays homage to one of the best SCI-FI (wish you coulda kept the name, don’t you SY-FY) sequels ever made,but totally fits the idiotic “so cheesy it’s good” sorta sh*t wave (pun intended) you’re trying to ride in the first place. Here’s an idea for your next sh*it movie “TUNAMI”! Just drop the “S”,throw some bluefins in there and put them up against some sushi chefs..Cast PSY and make it a musical while you’re at it! Then you can rename yourself again to the PSY-FY channel. Maybe more people will watch.