Put This On: LBJ Buys Pants from Put This On on Vimeo.
Ever wanted to hear our 37th president Lyndon Baines Johnson order pants? Well now you can. He’s very particular. Highlight: “When I gain a little weight, they cut me under there [‘in the crotch, down where your nuts hang’], so leave me… let’s see if ya can’t leave me an inch from where the (*belch*) zipper ends to up under my… back up to my bum hole.” He was a great man.
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