This is Why You Should Always Keep Some Form of I.D. on You at All Times (Morning Links)

Watch this naked guy who locked himself out of his hotel room go through every stage of “oh f*ck I locked myself out of my hotel room and I’m naked.” Every actor should study this. [via Videogum]

“We Saw Your Junk” gives Seth MacFarlane’s Boobs song a sex change |Film Drunk|

The guys talk sports movies, yet somehow leave out Kingpin. |Frotcast|

COME TO MY SHOW COME TO MY SHOW! Aren’t you glad you never have to see my horrifying caricature again after today? Tonight. Hollywood Improv. 8 pm. |tickets|

G.I. Jose — ‘A Real Mexican Hero’ — Is Real And His Van Is Glorious |UPROXX|

News Anchors Saying The Name Of 9-Year-Old Rapper Lil Poopy Is Never Not Funny
|Warming Glow|

Here’s An 11-Year Old’s Ski Jump Fail, Because We’re Awful People |With Leather|

20 ‘Street Fighter’ GIFs To Dragon Punch Your Day |Gamma Squad|

Ever Hear The Story Of When Freddie Gibbs Met Michael Jackson? |Smoking Section|

This Week In F–k You: Onion CEO Steve Hannah |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

I gotta get me a goofy girl |theChive|

13 Really Creepy Movie Locations |Mental Floss|

This Is Either Pink Or James Carville In A Bikini |The Superficial|

What’s the Best Sitcom of the Past 30 Years? |Vulture|

Skrillex Goats |Holy Taco|

19 People Stuck In The Friend Zone |HuffPost Comedy|

BREAKING: Jennifer Aniston Is Still A Huge Bitch |IDLYITW|

If Real Life Were Like Comic Books |College Humor|

A Walk In The Park: 5 Park Chan-Wook Films To See Before ‘Stoker’ ||

Bulldog Impressive With The Balloon Volley |Clip Nation|

They’ve Rocked Versace Silk And Other Versace Shirt Sightings |Giant Life|

7 Most Terrifying Movie Possessions |Screen Junkies|

12 Reasons Why It’s Not Too Late To Start Loving “Bunheads” |Pajiba|

8 Junior Versions of Other Movies |NextMovie|

This Photo of Vanessa Hudgens Snorting Coke Off Topless Selena Gomez Is Fake, But Whatever |Brobible|

Argo Home Alone |High Definite|

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