Knocked Up Number Two!
Here’s the first poster for Judd Apatow’s Knocked Up spinoff, This is 40, starring Leslie Mann and Paul Rudd (trailer here). If I’m not mistaken, this image is a reverse of the scene in Knocked Up where Leslie Mann is taking a dump while Paul Rudd brushes his teeth. And then of course there’s the famous poop scene in Bridesmaids, a scene supposedly championed by Bridesmaids producer, you guessed it, Judd Apatow. Because to Judd Apatow, marriage means someone’s always taking a poop.
Though the iPad part does hit a little close to home. Does the iPad have a taking-a-dump setting where you can hold it flat on your lap without the picture trying to reorient? It really should. “iPad: It’s the shitter newspaper of the future!”
Oh my God. Everything about this poster is amazing. Has anyone outside of a movie ever thought a polka-dot head scarve and giant sunglasses would be a good disguise? Besides the Unabomber? I also enjoy the idea that the only thing that could ratchet up the wackiness of Tyler Perry dressed like a lady is Eugene Levy dressed like a Frenchman. NAILED IT. And this time around, Madea goes to New York, because Madea is like the Smurfs or the Muppets now. Really, there’s no way this could not be good.
Sidenote: IS IT REALLY SO F*CKING HARD TO MATCH THE NAME WITH THE CORRESPONDING ACTOR??? If Tyler Perry truly can’t bear to have his name listed second, put f*cking Eugene Levy on the right. It can’t be that complicated. Jesus Christ, what is wrong with people.
Here’s Vin Diesel shirtless on the set of Riddick. I think the message here is that he ate that entire goat and then did some bench presses.
And here we have the latest character poster for Expendables 2, featuring Adkins, the set dietician.
Hold on, I’m being handed a note… Okay I’m being told that this is actually Scott Adkins, whom you may remember from… uh… well, okay, you probably won’t remember him, but long story short, he’s this dude.
GI Joe: Retaliation: Starring The Rock, Bruce Willis, Masky Maskerson, and a girl!
Okay, so it’s Adrianne Palicki. And I do enjoy that the title is like a big arrow pointing at her puffed-out titties.
Oh, werr werr werr, Mistah Joe. It rook rike we arso have guy in mask and a girr sticking boobs out.