David Hayter is a respected screenwriter (mostly of superhero movies like “X-Men”). He’s also the voice of Solid Snake. He also, apparently, is really hard up for a date, since he actually did this webshow (you’ll see what we mean when you press play).
We’re including the whole video not because it’s profound or informative or anything, but because the hostess really has to be seen to be believed. It’s like somebody crammed the personality of the nerd from “Robot Chicken” into a hot chick and made her inhale an entire tank of helium and amphetamines. We’re guessing Hayter didn’t know what he was getting into when he signed on to do this…or maybe had some hopes of getting into something. Either way, we salute you, David Hayter, and hope you got what you came for.