Honest Trailers And How It Should Have Ended Double-Team ‘The Hobbit: The Battle Of The Five Armies’

“Resign yourself to another Hobbit movie,” says the newest Honest Trailer, before making the argument that The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies is probably the best one simply because it’s finally ending (and we still don’t remember that one guy’s name). Because Screen Junkies made a lot of Hobbit jokes already in their honest trailer for The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug, they teamed up with the How It Should Have Ended crew to point out that this should really be called The Hobbit: The Bloating of the Five Pages.

Check it out above if you want to see the expanded adventures of Killno Dragons, Dwarfy Downer, and Oldlando Bloom, or if you just really hate the f*cking Eagles, man.

We can already imagine Martin Freeman’s response to this.

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There are seriously so many more of those, you guys.

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Via Screen Junkies