Kinect Star Wars Still Exists and Is Still Completely Terrible

03.09.12 6 years ago 7 Comments

Hey Jedis, better prepare yourself — one helluva a stinking huge disturbance in the Force is set to arrive on April 3rd. That’s when Kinect Star Wars crash lands onto the Xbox, and my goodness is the game looking bad. This is one of those rare titles that just seemed to get worse and worse the longer it was in development, and now a month from it’s release date it looks like one of the lousiest things Star Wars has ever attached it’s name to (and think of the ground that covers).

If you’re the kind that likes to gawk at car wrecks, you can check out some Kinect Star Wars footage after the jump…


That pod racing game looks worse than the one that came out on the N64 in 1999. Oh, and yes, they did just completely give up and cram a stormtrooper dancing game in there — set to an embarrassing “In the Navy” parody no less (understandably, because there’s no memorable music associated with Star Wars).

via Technabob

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