Morgan Freeman Reads ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’, Super Gandalf Style, And Links

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VIDEO BELOW: “Morgan Freeman” (Josh Robert Thompson) reads Fifty Shades of Grey, editorializes on its awfulness. |via The High Definite|

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