We Didn't Choose The Thug Life, The Thug Life Chose Us (And Links)

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The 2012 Intermission: 75 Great Songs We’ve Enjoyed So Far |Smoking Section|

That Time Norm MacDonald Went On Conan And Ruined Courtney Thorne-Smith’s Day |Warming Glow|

Someone Made A ‘Mars Attacks’ OKcupid Dating Profile Because Why Not? |Film Drunk|

Videos Of Troops Coming Home To Surprise Their Families At Ballparks Never Get Old |With Leather|

Meme Watch: Once You See The Restored Face Of Jesus, You Cannot Unsee The Restored Face Of Jesus |UPROXX|

A GIF Tribute To Jiggling |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

20 Dogs Celebrating National Dog Day In Style |UPROXX|

Big guy on a little bike |Gorilla Mask|

Gangnam Style Meets Metal |High Definite|

Top 10 Ass-Kicking Adult Swim Babes |Adult Swim|

Batpod Motorcycle Replica Built from Junk |Technabob|

The Ultimate Bikini Fail Compilation |HuffPost Comedy|

6 Memorable Letters From Neil Armstrong |Mental Floss|

4 Reasons We Care So Much About College Sex |Buzzfeed|

Behind the scenes Full Metal Jacket? There’s an app for that |Fark|

How to Become a Do-it-Yourself Vigilante (in Seven Easy Steps!) |Unreality|

And thus the clouds parted, delivering unto us the Baked Potato Taco |Daily What|

X-Factor Contestant Sings Tremendous Song About Drinking Too Much, ‘Beer Fear’ |BroBible|

10 People You May Not Have Realized Cut Their Teeth as “Saturday Night Live” Writers |Pajiba|

VIDEO BELOW: Cat can’t figure out how the automatic waterer works. |via DP&F|

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