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As you may recall, last year Bilbo and friends sold out in truly spectacular fashion, allowing the dark wizards of salt and saturated fat at Denny’s to attach their names to vaguely vulgar sounding dishes like “Radagast’s Red Velvet Pancake Puppies” and “Gandalf’s Gobble Melt”. Considering the scorn heaped upon the first Hobbit menu, you’d think Bilbo would be reluctant to throw-in with Denny’s again, but then again, this is a guy willing to wake a dragon to line his pockets. Bilbo is a greedy motherf–ker — don’t ever let him tell you different.
And so, in the spirit of greedy motherf–kery, the second Denny’s Hobbit menu!
Yum yum! I think we need to examine some of these food-like items in greater detail!
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I bet the Denny’s janitors must be thrilled about all those future, unexpected journeys to the men’s room.
I’m fairly sure Osama Bin Laden came back as a janitor at Denny’s.
I don’t think it was the utopia he imagined it would be.
Elvish food would blow their tiny little minds…
Finally! I can order a Hobbit Slam without being taken to a small back room and beaten with baseball bats by three little people!
Screw you bro, here I come Diabetus!
No comment I make can top any part of this article so I will just say… Well done, Sir!