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Zack Snyder’s Sucker Punch — AKA “Explosions and Boobs” — releases all over the backs of theater seats on March 25, 2011. Until then, here are seven new posters as well as two animated banners (the thing looping in the background of the official website that isn’t midi music and a dancing hamster). The two on this page come courtesy of BleedingCool. The rest of the pics are on the next pages.
On display are all of the usual dragons, battle mech, samurai, robot armies, burning zeppelins, swords, and guns I begged my parents to get me for Christmas. Here are some more things I hadn’t noticed before: orcs, an armored train, a snow level, and a Dorito in my couch cushions (delicious). All these ads keep telling me I will be unprepared. I already bought the Twister mat, the artichoke, and the sesame oil. What more could I need?
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[All pictures on this page via LatinoReview.]
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Look at this punkass samurai golem not even hitting a target ten feet away. What a maroon.
[Animated banners via BleedingCool]