“Red Faction: Armageddon” Will Have A Rainbow-Farting Unicorn. The End.

So this happened.

I’m tempted to just post the new ad for Red Faction: Armageddon (out next Tuesday) here and let it and the picture above speak for themselves, but I suppose some explanation is necessary.  About seven weeks ago Freddie Wong posted a CG rainbow-farting unicorn named Mr. Toots on YouTube (second video below).  Then a month ago Volition promised they would add Mr. Toots to Red Faction: Armageddon if their demo garnered at least one million downloads.  Now it has.

After completing the single-player campaign, Mr. Toots will be rewarded as a playable weapon. Lift up his tail to break unicorn-wind upon your foes, instantly melting targets with devastating rainbows and happiness. Enemies will quake before your flatulent malevolence. Such is the power of Mr. Toots. [Volition]

I want that blockquote inside me.


Here’s the Freddie Wong video they based this on:


[Hat tip and a Centaur with acid reflux to TheDailyWhat.]