Trent Reznor Scoring And Acting In “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter”

Entertainment Editor
03.04.11 6 Comments

If you had told me back in the 90s that someday I’d be writing about Oscar winner Trent Reznor composing the music and acting in a movie about Abraham Lincoln hunting vampires, I’d have bought some weed from you and I’d also ask you why I would be writing stuff since I’d be far too busy running my handcrafted shoes for cats business in the future.  (I wanted to call it Puss In Boots but a club here beat me to the punch.)

And yet here we are, letting our cats run around shoeless (tsk-tsk) and finding out Trent Reznor — excuse me, Oscar winner Trent Reznor — is going to score Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter and play the role of the vampire who killed Abraham Lincoln’s mother (historically accurate).  This news makes total sense.  Who else better understands what it means to have a head like a hole? *bowtie spins*

This guy gets it.

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