Last month, people on Twitter got together to Explain A Film Plot Badly, and now they’ve followed up with a science fiction focused version of the joke with #DescribeASciFiFilmBadly. Over the weekend, people tried to summarize sci fi films within the 280 character limit on tweets, while also getting it hilariously wrong. Because sometimes, when you think about a film’s plot a little too long, you realize John Connor gave his best friend the opportunity to bang his mom, Avatar is “basically Pocahontas but with aliens,” and Back To The Future gets creepier with every rewatch.
Some people kept their descriptions short and to the point, summing up Superman, Back To The Future, The Fifth Element, Edge Of Tomorrow, The Terminator, and Jurassic Park bluntly.
Alien sole survivor of destroyed planet get job at a newspaper. #DescribeASciFiFilmBadly
— GregoryLewis.net (@GregoryLewis22) January 22, 2018
Mad scientist builds incest machine #DescribeASciFiFilmBadly pic.twitter.com/7SEvEUznBb
— Sir Mike S'alott (@SirMikeSaLott) January 20, 2018
A priest, a semi-clothed woman, and a meat popsicle go to the space opera and save the world. #DescribeASciFiFilmBadly
— Don Quick-Oats (@DonQuickOatz) January 22, 2018
It's Groundhog Day, except instead of Bill Murray, it's Tom Cruise and he fights in a mech suit. #DescribeASciFiFilmBadly
— Taco Eater (@tacoeater) January 20, 2018
Man sends dude from the future to have sex with his mom and fight a robot #DescribeASciFiFilmBadly
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) January 22, 2018
Mosquitoes ruin a vacation#DescribeASciFiFilmBadly pic.twitter.com/MgIzP9zpki
— Natecho Libre (@NateYungman) January 20, 2018
And, like the picture up top, The Thing (1982) was a popular choice:
https://twitter.com/BrentWerzner/status/954887256648683520
#DescribeASciFiFilmBadly Guy regrets not taking the other job and also wishes he brought his scarf with him. pic.twitter.com/SmW4ZP0tTf
— H (@HelenHeggie) January 21, 2018
And so was The Matrix:
1) Neo is given a choice between DayQuil & NightQuil
2) He chooses DayQuil
3) Some other stuff happens after that pic.twitter.com/MBlzpTs3vr— ⚔🏰 Orange Crybaby🏰 ⚔ (@agriegelis1975) January 21, 2018
#DescribeASciFiFilmBadly Man questions reality after taking drugs from a stranger
— Karlos (@devilsdreams) January 22, 2018
And Close Encounters Of The Third Kind:
A guy screws up his marriage and his living room and blames aliens. #DescribeASciFiFilmBadly pic.twitter.com/Q7R2difO0B
— Rob Putnam (@SkilledNapper) January 21, 2018
Man wins a trip on spaceship after coming in 1st in a mashed potato eating contest.#DescribeASciFiFilmBadly @SciFiTags @MasterJediMara @MikeSchmidt09 @mrjafri @mdpolicesupply pic.twitter.com/Ur5MxJwG5a
— Anakin's Lightsaber (@skywalker_saber) January 20, 2018
But none of those were as popular as Star Wars:
#DescribeASciFiFilmBadly Farmer kills millions of construction workers. pic.twitter.com/sIE93g8bfD
— MichaelTCoffee (@MichaelCuppa) January 20, 2018
Homeless girl steals family heirloom.#DescribeASciFiFilmBadly @SciFiTags @MasterJediMara @MikeSchmidt09 @mrjafri @IAmRey__ pic.twitter.com/wgPYVIvSJw
— Anakin's Lightsaber (@skywalker_saber) January 20, 2018
#DescribeASciFiFilmBadly Luke Skywalker gets old, tells the new prodigy to get off his lawn. pic.twitter.com/zMBnOXRrg6
— Mara Jade Skywalker (@MasterJediMara) January 20, 2018
#DescribeASciFiFilmBadly Terrorists attempt to overthrow legitimate government, destroy taxpayer-funded facility killing millions. pic.twitter.com/E2w4KlFGVJ
— Noam Blum (@neontaster) January 20, 2018
This dude has the hots for his sister, so his dad chops his hand off. #DescribeASciFiFilmBadly
— Craigonetweetwonder (@craigflynn1) January 20, 2018
https://twitter.com/ErinLea7/status/954806244086370304
And more bad descriptions were shared for E.T., Guardians Of The Galaxy, Avatar, Alien, Independence Day, and the “uncomfortably prescient” Idiocracy.
Alien visits earth only to find he forgot his phone, with hilarious results. #DescribeASciFiFilmBadly
— Craigonetweetwonder (@craigflynn1) January 20, 2018
#DescribeASciFiFilmBadly 80s obsessed half man, half alien attempts to save universe through comical shenanigans. Also there’s a sentient tree pic.twitter.com/A1145ELAHb
— hahahaheater ❄️🌨️☃️ (@dishs_up) January 20, 2018
#DescribeASciFiFilmBadly basically Pocahontas but with aliens. pic.twitter.com/mwbbnkLK4c
— hahahaheater ❄️🌨️☃️ (@dishs_up) January 20, 2018
#DescribeASciFiFilmBadly A single mother must fight to protect her children from a group of violent invaders. pic.twitter.com/K6Xp18xDcS
— Eric Weiss 🤘💀 (@ZombieRiot) January 20, 2018
Aliens destroy all major cities. We respond by nuking their mothership and convincing Cousin Eddy to kill himself #DescribeASciFiFilmBadly
— Dustin Hobdey (@hobdey85) January 22, 2018
Idiocracy … A documentary made before the event even happened. #DescribeASciFiFilmBadly
— A Dolt in Charge (@aDolt_in_Charge) January 20, 2018
And some of them were just huge spoilers for Interstellar, Star Wars: The Last Jedi, Blade Runner 2049, and the entire Star Trek franchise, respectively:
#DescribeASciFiFilmBadly A determined father seeks out a new world for civilization. Gets stuck behind a bookshelf.
— DasBoSchitt (@DasBoTwitt) January 22, 2018
Rebels forget droids exist #DescribeASciFiFilmBadly pic.twitter.com/ESLBgNqIQc
— Ziggy 🇵🇸 (@mrjafri) January 20, 2018
Hey girl, you're not real and neither am I#DescribeASciFiFilmBadly pic.twitter.com/LhVJZUk4Rj
— Robert Saint John (@rsaintjohn) January 21, 2018
https://twitter.com/rcmmel/status/954990820242866177
Everyone is boldly going where no one has gone before but you never see one person stop and make a map. #DescribeASciFiFilmBadly
— Jeff Dwoskin Has A Podcast (@bigmacher) January 20, 2018