‘Godzilla: King Of The Monsters’ Is Convoluted To The Point That It Makes No Sense

05.28.19 3 months ago

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I’m having a hard time remembering a recent movie I disliked as much as Godzilla: King of the Monsters. And, look, I can appreciate a bad movie. Remember Venom? Now that’s a bad movie, but it’s also remarkably watchable and insanely entertaining on about eight levels. I wish Venom had been in Godzilla: King of the Monsters. (Alas, Venom is not in this movie.) Instead, it’s just filled with a lot of stupid characters who all do stupid things to the point that the “plot” is just some crazy afterthought of nonsense. What a mess.

Okay, yes, if you saw Gareth Edwards’ Godzilla from 2014 and thought, “Um, I’m mad, there’s not enough action in this movie,” well you are in luck. Edwards’ version was almost a master class in how to build anticipation, then let it all come soaring out in fiery rage. That’s why, at the end, we felt that adrenaline rush. The movie was designed for us to feel that way. That’s the way it works.

But here’s what happens: People see the ending to 2014’s Godzilla and wonder, well, if I felt that rush at the end of the movie, why can’t I feel that rush during the whole movie? Why can’t I just feel the nice thing all the time! It’s because our bodies don’t work that way. When a movie is just nonstop monster action, guess what happens? It all becomes the new “normal” and it becomes boring. And this is the approach Godzilla: King of the Monsters takes. It just felt like the same scene over and over again. “Oh, look, there’s a monster – and now here come some jet fighters to shoot missiles at it. Oh, dang, the missiles didn’t work, again. Well, maybe next time. Oh, wow, it’s next time again already.” (More on these monster fights in a bit.)

Well, here comes the part I’ve been dreading, trying at all to explain the plot of Godzilla: King of the Monsters. [Deep breath] All right, here we go: Dr. Mark Russell (Kyle Chandler) and Dr. Emma Russell (Vera Farmiga) lose their young son during the carnage that ensued in Godzilla’s fight with the MUTO during the events of the first film. They are now estranged, with Mark spending his time studying wolves (as one does after a Godzilla attack) and Emma living on a secret research facility with her daughter, Madison (Millie Bobby Brown), unearthing Mothra.

A team of “bad guys” (it’s not super clear who these people are, so “bad guys” will have to suffice), led by Colonel Jonah Alan (Charles Dance), infiltrate the base, kill all the researchers, then kidnap Emma and Madison. Only then, for reasons not super clear, it turns out Emma is working with the “bad guys,” because she has decided the only way to honor her dead son is to release all the monsters hiding on Earth in an effort to lower the world’s population – because this would put an end to overpopulation and suffering. (Obviously, Emma saw Avengers: Infinity War last year along with the rest of us.)

None of this makes sense. I don’t even think it’s trying to make sense. In reality, this is all just an excuse for the filmmakers to have a lot of monsters on the screen at the same time. And, sure, I get that’s the end goal in a movie like this. But it would have been great if a little more thought had gone into the whole thing.

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