Miley Cyrus does not twerk in her ‘Saturday Night Live’ promos

I would absolutely believe that Miley Cyrus lives on a roof. A roof populated with life-sized teddy bears, neon lights, and a bar that serves molly. These promos for Miley shot with Taran Killam for this weekend’s double-duty “SNL” hosting and performing duties are pretty cute, but if she’s going to wear a crop-top, she ought to at least treat us to a little bit of twerking.