Welcome to the April 1, 2015 edition of Outrage Watch, HitFix's (almost) daily rundown of all the things folks are peeved about in entertainment. Today's top story: Tom Hanks' rapping son is issuing threats to Howard Stern.
Safe to say Haze isn't delighted with Stern's mocking of him on his SiriusXM radio show. In a Twitter rant captured by Gossip Cop before said rant hit the trash bucket, the offspring of Hanks and wife Rita Wilson wrote in part:
“Let me come up on your show b*tch… Come catch this fade… have me live on the air and we can go pound for pound see who looks like the fool you dried up old c*nt catch this fade… easy to talk sh*t in a closed off room p*ssy, have me up there in the studio with you let”s give the ppl what they want…I promise I won”t physically whoop your ass… I know you got security old man I”ll just intellectual debate with you and show the world you”re really just a dried up hater…
“One day, maybe tomorrow, maybe 10 years from now, I am going to see you in person, and I am going to hurt you… I hope you travel with security!!! PLEASE have me on the show… I”ll sh*t on you and your yuppie side kicks on your own show…” He also called Howard a “Jheri curled c*nt,” cause he's gangster like that.
In a later tweet that remains on Haze's official page, the rapper wrote:
TOMORROW TMZ OR GAWKER WILL WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOIT THIS RANT AND ALL I GOTTA SAY IS KEEP RIDING MY DICK BITCHES!!!! AHA
– Chester M. Hanks (@CHETHAZE) March 31, 2015
Well, he got one thing right.
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