Breaking: Jesse Eisenberg has been cast as Lex Luthor in the upcoming “Man of Steel” sequel (also know as “Superman vs. Batman”). Breaking: a lot of folks on the Internet have opinions on this. And what are said opinions? Well, here’s a roundup of some of the funniest:
Zack Synder: we said Heisenberg, not Eisenberg.
– Bryan Harley (@BryanHarley) January 31, 2014
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I always knew Mark Zuckerberg was really Lex Luthor all along.
– Bobby Blackwolf Saga (@BobbyBlackwolf) January 31, 2014
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My dream is Miley Cyrus gets cast as Lois Lane and to see you cry and scream while your mom drags you around by one arm at the bank.
– Aaron Blitzstein (@BlitznBeans) January 31, 2014
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Jesse Eisenberg you better in the movie Beaches than that Mcnugget tits Bette Midler than the fucking Lex Luthor
– The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) January 31, 2014
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Let’s try not to judge Zack Snyder on his choices. He’s only failed to make three good comic book movies before this.
– Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) January 31, 2014
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So far my favorite villain in the Superman/Batman movie is the casting director.
– Steve Amiri (@SteveAmiri) January 31, 2014
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Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor? You know what’s cooler than a million dollars? Killing Superman!
– Betty F*ckin’ White (@BettyFckinWhite) January 31, 2014
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The demographic for new Superman movies at this point is basically just Jerry Seinfeld. I bet he’s secretly financing them.
– Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) January 31, 2014
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Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor, even though he already played him in The Social Network.
– John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) January 31, 2014
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They give Lex Luthor to whoever can turn around in a chair and slow-clap the best.
– Jeff Loveness (@JeffLoveness) January 31, 2014
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Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor totally makes sense because anxiety is also my villain
– Sofiya Alexandra (@TheSofiya) January 31, 2014
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Hey guys remember how you felt watching Man of Steel? Keep those feelings in mind when you get upset about Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor.
– Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) January 31, 2014
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Just when you think it would never happen again, a person is cast in a movie!
– Gabe Delahaye (@gabedelahaye) January 31, 2014