Shut up and take my money! – Batman, The Witch King, and more

All week long, I scour the Internet for the best ways to blow part (or all) of your paycheck on your favorite fandom. From clothes and jewelry to wall art and prints, if it”s geeky, it”s game.

Calling all Batman, Lord of the Rings, Hawkgirl, Adventure Time, and Wizard of Oz fans. Step right up and yearn for more disposable income.

#1: Na-na-na-na, Na-na-na-na, BAT-VANITY!

Make sure you look like a Dark Knight and not a Dark Knave before heading out on the town with this custom mirror from Funky Mirrors

#2: Which king makes the best fireplace? The Witch King, obviously.

Created by Burned by Design, the bidding for this beauty was at £10.50 as of this writing.

#3: Hawkgirl is one Full Metal Bombshell.

Part of DC”s Bombshell collection, you can get this 1940s ode to the Rocketeer from ThinkGeek.

#4: Homies help homies in the Land of Ooo.

Pick up this “Adventure Time” BFF necklace from Momomony for your best bro.

#5: Somewhere over the rainbow, you can afford this ring.

Based on the mythology of finding a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, this hidden compartment ring by Theo Fennell is truly astounding.

Have you seen geeky swag that made you yell “Shut up and take my money!” Send your suggestions to harpy@hitfix.com!?