Stephen Colbert is already outraged over JJ Abrams’ ‘Star Wars’

04.30.14 5 years ago

King of the Geeks Stephen Colbert is taking a different tack from the rest of the “Star Wars” fanatics with his outrage over yesterday's casting news: that table-read photo is fucking BULLSHIT.

“Those love seats are clearly not canon, those are Tattooine battle couches,” Colbert opines. “They should be Dantooine attack sofas.”

Oh my god, I know, right?? Also, uhm, pretty sure Luke Skywalker would never wear flannel. Just saying.

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