Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are the two funniest and most amazing women on the planet, so it should comes as no surprise that their Golden Globes monologue was amazing. I mean, they got away with a slavery joke and made fun of Martin Scorsese like 8 times. Highlights? You want highlights?
On hosting again: “This is Hollywood, so if something kind of works they’ll just keep doing it until everybody hates it.”
On “American Hustle”: “The original title was ‘Explosion at the wig factory.'”
On “Gravity”: “It’s a story about how George Clooney would rather float into space and die than spend one more minute with a woman his own age.”
Bonus: Julia Louis-Dreyfus was not to be out-shined.
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