Hey, remember all of Tina Fey’s insanely-memorable “Saturday Night Live” recurring characters? You know, like Johnny Jean Jacket?
Or, say, the irrepressible Queef Latina and her inevitable big-screen motion picture spin-off “Queef Latina Ruins Christmas”?
And who could forget Salvador Dali Parton?
Or Reba McIntired, which is a play on “Reba McEntire”? Remember that, guys? Sure you do.
Or how about the Lady with No Theme Song, who was also a vampire for some reason?
Ok, so if you haven’t figured it out by now, these were not actual recurring characters but totally made-up recurring characters that Fey “reintroduced” during her hosting stint on last night’s season opener of “Saturday Night Live.” All of that said, I am presently in the midst of outlining an unofficial Kickstarter campaign for “Queef Latina Ruins Christmas,” which should absolutely be made into an actual movie starring Tina Fey or a preternaturally-talented Tina Fey lookalike.
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