And no, she (probably) doesn’t like the Replacements, either. Anyway, a reporter for Vice recently spoke to Zarrah Angel, a porn star on Joanna Angel’s website, Burning Angel, because while he was doing something totally innocent, like building a tiny ship in a glass bottle or watching porn, said reporter, Chris Nieratko, noticed something peculiar right above Angel’s butthole: a tattoo reading “Let It Be.” Then journalism happened.
When did you get into the Beatles?
I’m not really even that into the Beatles. This tattoo was just a funny idea. It didn’t have anything to do with the Beatles.
You have “Let It Be” tattooed on your butthole and you’re not into the Beatles???
I’m not against the Beatles, I know a bunch of their songs, but I’m not a huge fan.
Then why did you get “Let It Be” tattooed on your butthole? Are you not into an*l sex?
No, I’m into an*l sex, definitely. I got it because we got drunk and it was just a really funny idea and my friend said he’d do it for free. I sat on it for a couple days and was finally like, “Man, I’m gonna get a butthole tattoo that says “Let It Be” with a bumblebee flying out!”
You also do cam shows. How much would it cost to listen to the Beatles while you play with your butthole?
If you’re paying me, I’m down.
“Let It Be” is four minutes and three seconds long. How much would you charge for a four-minute cam show?
Man, for you I’d probably do it for $50 and I’d charge everyone else $100. Which is kind of a lot for just four minutes of butthole play, but it’s a tough life when you have a butthole tattoo because everyone wants to see it. I show it at bars all the time for free drinks. I’ll be really drunk with my friends who are really obnoxious and say, “Yeah, she’s a porn star and she has a butthole tattoo!” Then everyone gets curious and I don’t care so I show my butthole tattoo. (Via)
Sing it, sister. I do the same thing with my “The Big Bang Rear-y” butt tat. Her life choice allows us to make Beatles poop/butt puns, which is something I’ve been wanting to do for YEARS. I’ll start: “Love Me Doo-Doo.” Now you.
(Via Vice)