This Sword Wielding Robot Is The Future And It’s Infinitely Terrifying

Master swordsman Isao Machii is no match for this industrial robot when it comes to the art of the blade. Unlike yesterday’s video demonstration of robots falling all over the place, today’s brings us back into fear territory because someone thought it was a good idea to give a robot a sword.

The robot is always one step ahead of classically trained master, slicing fruit and flowers with ease. Human flesh would be a petty chore to a robot once it gets the techno blood lust running through its circuits. And who can we blame? The Wachowski Siblings. People lining up to be batteries when in fact they’re being chopped down by the hundreds.

What a silly idea.