Ted Cruz

Ted Cruz Seems Pretty Steamed About The ‘Drunken, Bloviated Scorn’ He’s Been Getting From John Boehner
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John Boehner Apparently Hates Ted Cruz So Much He Cursed Him Out During A ‘Wine-Soaked’ Audiobook Recording Session
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AOC Smacks Down Ted Cruz After He Takes A Shot At Her Efforts To Fix ‘Dehumanizing’ Conditions At The Border
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Ted Cruz Is Being Slammed For Posting Video Of Himself Suddenly Showing Concern For Illegal Immigrants While Confronting A Border Facility Worker
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‘Brooks Brothers Bear Grylls’: Ted Cruz Is Being Dragged For Filming Himself Lurking In The Bushes At The U.S./Mexico Border At Night
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Last Night Was A Big Night For TV As Sean Hannity Called Seth Meyers An ‘A**hole, And Seth Meyers Called Ted Cruz An ‘A**hole’
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Noted Party Guy Ted Cruz Is Now Selling Awful ‘#CruzCrew’ Spring Break Merch (Yes, Spring Break Merch) On His Website
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In The Wake Of Yet Another Mass Shooting, Ted Cruz Is Arguing That Gun Control Laws Just ‘Makes It Worse’ And People Aren’t Having It
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Ted Cruz Is Demanding An Investigation Into How Tucker Carlson’s Being Treated By The Pentagon After Ridiculing Female Soldiers
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Ted Cruz Is Getting Dunked On (Again) For His Hilariously Bad (And Nonsensical) Response To Biden’s Hope For A Normal 4th Of July
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Ted Cruz Is Getting His Revenge On The ‘Cancel Culture Mob’ By Autographing Dr. Seuss Books And Selling Them To His Supporters
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Ted Cruz Is Being Trolled With ‘Traitor’ Billboards In His Neighborhood After A Dip In His Approval Rating
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Ted Cruz Will Probably Be ‘Very Excited’ That Daisy Ridley And Jimmy Kimmel Roasted Him Again
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Ted Cruz Is Coming For Michael Moore Over His Call For Texans To Go Unvaccinated
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AOC Rips Ted Cruz For His ‘Layover Stop’ In Texas To ‘Drop A Pack Of Water In Someone’s Trunk’ In Between Trips To Cancun And CPAC
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Ted Cruz Ended His CPAC Speech With The ‘Freedom!’ Yell From ‘Braveheart’ And People Are Ruthlessly Mocking Him For It
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Ted Cruz Took The Stage At CPAC And Promptly Made A Joke About Leaving Texans In The Cold To Flee To Cancun, And People Are Pissed
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Ted Cruz’s Colleagues Apparently Trolled Him Mercilessly By Taping Printed Memes Of His Cancun Trip On Lockers In The Senate Gym
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