Ted Cruz Seems Pretty Steamed About The ‘Drunken, Bloviated Scorn’ He’s Been Getting From John Boehner
John Boehner Apparently Hates Ted Cruz So Much He Cursed Him Out During A ‘Wine-Soaked’ Audiobook Recording Session
AOC Smacks Down Ted Cruz After He Takes A Shot At Her Efforts To Fix ‘Dehumanizing’ Conditions At The Border
Ted Cruz Is Being Slammed For Posting Video Of Himself Suddenly Showing Concern For Illegal Immigrants While Confronting A Border Facility Worker
‘Brooks Brothers Bear Grylls’: Ted Cruz Is Being Dragged For Filming Himself Lurking In The Bushes At The U.S./Mexico Border At Night
Last Night Was A Big Night For TV As Sean Hannity Called Seth Meyers An ‘A**hole, And Seth Meyers Called Ted Cruz An ‘A**hole’
Noted Party Guy Ted Cruz Is Now Selling Awful ‘#CruzCrew’ Spring Break Merch (Yes, Spring Break Merch) On His Website
In The Wake Of Yet Another Mass Shooting, Ted Cruz Is Arguing That Gun Control Laws Just ‘Makes It Worse’ And People Aren’t Having It
Ted Cruz Is Demanding An Investigation Into How Tucker Carlson’s Being Treated By The Pentagon After Ridiculing Female Soldiers
Ted Cruz Is Getting Dunked On (Again) For His Hilariously Bad (And Nonsensical) Response To Biden’s Hope For A Normal 4th Of July
Ted Cruz Is Getting His Revenge On The ‘Cancel Culture Mob’ By Autographing Dr. Seuss Books And Selling Them To His Supporters
Ted Cruz Is Being Trolled With ‘Traitor’ Billboards In His Neighborhood After A Dip In His Approval Rating
Ted Cruz Will Probably Be ‘Very Excited’ That Daisy Ridley And Jimmy Kimmel Roasted Him Again
Ted Cruz Is Coming For Michael Moore Over His Call For Texans To Go Unvaccinated
AOC Rips Ted Cruz For His ‘Layover Stop’ In Texas To ‘Drop A Pack Of Water In Someone’s Trunk’ In Between Trips To Cancun And CPAC
Ted Cruz Ended His CPAC Speech With The ‘Freedom!’ Yell From ‘Braveheart’ And People Are Ruthlessly Mocking Him For It
Ted Cruz Took The Stage At CPAC And Promptly Made A Joke About Leaving Texans In The Cold To Flee To Cancun, And People Are Pissed
Ted Cruz’s Colleagues Apparently Trolled Him Mercilessly By Taping Printed Memes Of His Cancun Trip On Lockers In The Senate Gym