CNBC Is Really Sorry For Asking Viewers To Get ‘With My N*ggas’

Of the millions of songs CNBC could have used to represent making money, like “Money (That’s What I Want)” or “Take the Money and Run” or “For the Love of Money” or the Cash Cab theme song, they instead went with a Chris Brown song, because who doesn’t love Chris Brown? As anchor Kelly Evans teased a report about $tarbuck$, you can very clearly hear, “I’m getting, getting paid. Every single day. With my n*ggers, my n*ggers Chris and Jay.”

But that’s the second most important thing happening here, behind DOLLAR GENERAL IS DOWN HOW MUCH? If people aren’t going there, where are they buying their dented cans of mayonnaise located next to a single flip-flop?