5 Captain Planet Episodes That Went Horribly Wrong

We all fondly remember Captain Planet as a show that taught us about environmentalism, saving the Earth, and how it’s OK to make fun of a superhero if his power sucks (too bad for you, Ma-Ti!). Also, it let Ted Turner feel better about being a multibillionaire, and helped maintain the cultural supremacy of the mullet. Look at that glorious green monstrosity.

On the flip side, many environmental issues are boring, and making them exciting can trivialize the nature of the problem. Or you can just throw sanity out the window and get flat-out offensive, and after looking at these five episodes, we’re fairly sure that the writing staff consciously decided to teach children terrible lessons because it was funny, or just didn’t really think through the implications of what they were saying.

For example…

#5) Captain Planet Doesn’t Understand Slavery

“The Ark” really sets the tone for all of this; aliens descend from the skies and capture humans because humans are busy killing themselves off and need protection. It’s intended to reflect that Hoggish Greedly and Dr. Blight just dumped the animals from their rainforest golf course into a zoo, and to declare that zoos are bad.

Of course, the analogy kind of falls apart because there were billions of humans at the time (and yes, they went with the old “you’re endangered because you’re killing your planet” saw). And also that when we lock up sentient beings capable of reason and logic, we generally call that “slavery.”

#4) Yeah, That’s Not Going to Be An Awkward Conversation At All

We’d tell you this doesn’t come off like a creepy insane acid trip in context, but we’d be lying. This episode about a cute population of mouse people dying horribly because they hump too much is probably one of the crazier episodes in a series noted for being crazy.