In a scene straight out of a Pogues song, a man got his penis stuck his zipper at the Hamlet Bar in Balbriggan, Ireland, a moment in history that was captured by the bartender who couldn’t stop laughing. I’d transcribe what they said, but other than a stray “AHHHHHHH,” I have no clue what the hell they’re talking about — they’re as incomprehensible as a Guy Pearce movie on YouTube.
The bar is very proud of their Internet fame, though.
Truly Shakespearean.