A Raccoon Walks Into A Beer Distributor… And Gets Itself Sh*t-Faced Drunk

Raccoons are dauntless creatures, unafraid of invading garbage cans or even homes looking for their next meal. The one in this video, however, found itself in a beer distributor and — I can only assume — decided on whatever the raccoon equivalent of “YOLO!” is and drank all of the beer.

We’ve all been there, Mr. Raccoon. It’s nothing some cold pizza and Gatorade can’t fix tomorrow, but we know… you’re “never drinking again.”

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