A Woman Allegedly Pulled A Knife In A Taco Bell Because Of Crappy WiFi

A woman allegedly pulled a knife on two teens at a Taco Bell this past Thursday, all thanks to malfunctioning WiFi. No, this story doesn’t take place in Florida, but in Oklahoma.

Amber Henson, 48, was arrested and charged with assault with a dangerous weapon on a minor after confronting two teens boys in the parking lot of the fast-food restaurant. Earlier in the day, she had attempted to connect to their wireless internet. According to the Tahlequah police, the two boys had been in front of the beverage fountain when Henson attempted to get by them. She then proceeded to spill her drink on one of them, which got her kicked out of the place.

Rather than go to McDonald’s like a sensible person, Henson waited outside for the boys to leave, which was when things got pretty damn real and police say Henson pulled the knife on the teens, who called the police.

To be fair, though, getting a knife drawn on you is, like, only the third worst thing that can happen to you at Taco Bell.