Wait til you see this sexy new trend sweeping across the internet! A company called Primal Hardwere is selling patented Ovipositors, or basically alien dicks that fill you with gooey silicon eggs to fulfill your primal urges of getting impregnated by an extraterrestrial. Or having your butt impregnanted by an alien. I don’t know, what you do with your time is none of my business.
Vice recently spoke with the owner of Primal Hardwere, a man who goes by the pseudonym LoneWolf, to get a better understanding of the hows and whys of alien dildos that impregnate you.
The idea is to replicate the act of being impregnated with eggs. Usually from an alien or insect. If you’ve seen the Aliens movies, you’ll get the picture. Many people find this sort of thing very arousing. The toys are simply phallic-shaped hollow tubes that can be used to insert gelatin eggs into oneself. There is a funnel-shaped hole in the bottom to receive the eggs, which are inserted one by one, forcing them up the tube and out the top.
NSFW, depending on your company policy on extraterrestrial anatomy, but here’s what Primal Hardwere’s Ovipositors look like:
Mmm. Gooey alien eggs.
Not to be outdone by alien dildos, Primal Hardwere also sells dildos resembling various animal genitalia, tentacles to fulfill your hentai fantasies, and even a couple of dildos shaped like a cactus and rooster’s head. There’s a dildo for everything!
Here’s Primal Hardwere’s most popular Ovipositor in action, the “splorch”: