Imagine you’re enjoying a nice afternoon on a Florida golf course. You’re nearing the seventh green, so you’re just about finished with your second beverage and patiently waiting for the beer cart to come around so you can buy round three. You notice a small sign off to the side near a pond that says “Beware of Alligators,” but you’re not too concerned. After all, you live in Florida, so odds are you’ve come across a gator from time to time. You call out to another member of your foursome.
“Hey, John,” you call out to another member of your foursome, apparently named John. “Can you bring me my wallet? Here comes the beer cart. This one’s on me.”
Just then, you look off in the distance and see something crawling out of the water.
“Hey check it out, an alligator… HOLY SH*T! NO, THAT’S A F*CKING DINOSAUR! RUN!”
The preceding is a dramatized recreation of an actual event that apparently took place last weekend at Myakka Pines Golf Club in Englewood, Fla., with photo evidence to prove it. Some are questioning the photo’s authenticity, which makes sense because, as far as I know, the year is not currently 200 million B.C., and that thing should be extinct.
[WPTV]