No One Enjoyed The 55-Gallon Drum Of Lube Amazon Was Selling For Prime Day

Hope you acted quickly on Prime Day, or else you missed the chance to buy Amazon’s best deal: a 55-gallon drum of lubricant. Passion Lubes’ barrel full of “natural, water-based” sex juice promises that with “its superb formula, you will have a natural feel that keeps you moist longer and also works great with all toy materials.” And all for the low, low price of $1,361.80, down from $2,500. Now THAT’S a deal, although some prudes on the internet didn’t think so.

Fine. Just means more comically large amount of lube for me. And these guys:

They get it.