Air Canada has a porn problem, y’all! In an internal document recently obtained by the CBC, Air Canada has had to repeatedly warn employees that they could be fired or face criminal charges for bringing “inappropriate materials” on board with them in the cockpit. Note to Air Canada employees: THAT’S NOT WHY IT’S CALLED A COCKPIT.
The memo states, via The Huffington Post:
“I am disappointed to have to raise this issue once again but unfortunately we have some people that have yet to understand the message,” writes Rod Graham, Air Canada’s chief pilot and director of fleet operations and training.
The warnings come six years after a female pilot says she started finding pornography displayed, glued and tucked in a variety of areas in the cockpit on Air Canada’s Embraer fleet of planes.
Now an online porn company, Brazzers, is exploiting off of the scourge of the friendly skies (like, super friendly *makes gesture of finger pointing through other finger and thumb shaped like a hole*) by offering free porn memberships to Air Canada pilots.
Brazzers says they’ll hook up ANY Air Canada pilot with a free membership … and it won’t expire until they stop working for the company. Only problem … they have to reach out via Twitter — which is extremely public.
That is quite the conundrum. On one hand there’s losing your job . . . On the other, there’s unlimited free porn. But if you get caught looking at the porn and lose your job, then the unlimited free porn gets cut off. Quite the conundrum. I don’t know if there’s any clear cut answer here but I have a feeling that if O’Henry were alive today the Gift of the Magi would have turned out SUBSTANTIALLY different.
(Via TMZ)