https://twitter.com/ScaramucciPost/status/913080348766015488
Former White House Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci revealed some details Wednesday into his mysterious new endeavor, The Scaramucci Post, which he announced on social media earlier this month around the same time he scored guest hosting gigs with TMZ and The View. In a video posted to Twitter, the Mooch — wearing a T-shirt with the project’s logo on it — explains that the Scaramucci Post is going to be a “center lane in a two-way highway,” and that it’s going to be all about moderation, but “our tagline is going to be everything in moderation, including moderation.”
If you’ve got your “thinking face” emoji on, you’re probably not the only one. He continued, elaborating:
The Scaramucci Post is going to be about what is right and wrong in society right now, as opposed to what is left and right. So for us here at the Scaramucci Post, we sort of feel like the pendulum on the clock split and went two ways, so one part of the pendulum is sitting way far on the right and the other part of the pendulum is sitting way far on the left, and it’s left an opportunity to be in the center lane, discussing with the American people what’s going on in this society, and how we can make this society better.
Lofty goals, for sure, of what Scaramucci went on to call a “world-class experience.” But then … then! He goes and does the thing with the sunglasses like he’s David frigging Caruso and suddenly none of the rest of it even matters. Not surprisingly, Twitter had some fun with the Mooch’s announcement, goofing on everything from his sunglasses to his pants to his uncharacteristically subdued temperament.
https://twitter.com/buckyturco/status/913082087216943104
— David Mack (@davidmackau) September 27, 2017
The hand gestures for the pendulum swings would be more effective if the phone was turned horizontally. Just saying.
— Deb Taylor (@debjtaylor) September 27, 2017
https://twitter.com/Colin_Rigley/status/913083731732082688
https://twitter.com/EvanWilt_/status/913083018335735808
Did your kid design that "world-class" logo on his Atari 64?
— Tom Haibeck (@tomhaibeck) September 27, 2017
https://twitter.com/Pnads30/status/913092207166595073
https://twitter.com/SnuffFilm/status/913086535712387074
The Scaramucci Post will be throwing a launch party on Monday, October 2, in which additional details will ostensibly be revealed.