If you hadn’t heard already, Anthony Scaramucci’s 10-day reign of terror as White House Communications Director is suddenly finished. His sheer level of drama may be missed by the masses, for he’s easily the most bombastic thing to happen to the Trump administration, which is saying something. This sudden rise and fall of a powerful figure will only prompt more Godfather references, that’s for sure.
Following this swift ousting — which was likely prompted by the Mooch’s obscene interview in which he characterized Steve Bannon as one who self-fellatiates — Scaramucci’s officially having a terrible few days. His wife announced his divorce filing after the Mooch skipped his own child’s birth. Nonetheless, people are very amused to see the Mooch go after he threatened to fire everyone. And even though he succeeded in pushing out Reince Priebus, new White House Chief of Staff John Kelly decided to get rid of the problem child before he caused more of a ruckus.
Needless to say, the Mooch’s first post-firing interview should be amazing, but for now, people are laughing and celebrating, big time. Witness.
Your candle burned out long before your legend ever did. pic.twitter.com/QAzKhrqFs4
— Louis Peitzman (@LouisPeitzman) July 31, 2017
Its okay Mooch, I am also jobless and wifeless https://t.co/uCopV8A04N
— Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) July 31, 2017
The Mooch is Loose #Scaramucci Trump administration trying to clean up the mess they're in like pic.twitter.com/EdFaTJKr7O
— Supreme Hakim 🇱🇧 (@SupremeHakim17) July 31, 2017
Damn, the Mooch deleted all those tweets for nothing
— Adjei 🌚🚶🏿♂️ (@Astonish13) July 31, 2017
https://twitter.com/rynprry/status/892107426622844929
Unfortunately for the Mooch, the minimum tenure to get invited to the annual WH Comms Directors Reunion is 3 weeks
— Dan Pfeiffer (@danpfeiffer) July 31, 2017
Live footage of The Mooch leaving the WH. pic.twitter.com/wFweoBKbR3
— Adam Chitwood (@adamchitwood) July 31, 2017
https://twitter.com/lpolgreen/status/892091914337628160
Here's a video of The Mooch's entire White House career. pic.twitter.com/t8gENUilO0
— Brandon Besserer (@BrandonBesserer) July 31, 2017
https://twitter.com/emmettrensin/status/892101009878724608
He sold his company. He lost his wife. Nevertheless, he got fired.
— Louis Peitzman (@LouisPeitzman) July 31, 2017
So then Cain cried in despair, "Thou dost cast me out this day from the face of the earth."
— David Grann (@DavidGrann) July 31, 2017
https://twitter.com/Sej_Singh/status/892101300179144706
https://twitter.com/WorldofIsaac/status/892102416723832832
Breaking news: Donald Trump addresses reporters regarding the firing of #Scaramucci aka The Mooch pic.twitter.com/qtkTPJzhxS
— Colonel Paul Green, Ret. 🔔🇺🇸🐊 📈 (@bigsexy_tote) July 31, 2017
https://twitter.com/aravosis/status/892095412374564870
The mooch is loose. Stay tuned to Survivor DC Edition. pic.twitter.com/Myny7D137E
— shaunna cross (@cross_shaunna) July 31, 2017
https://twitter.com/dapisdope/status/892101558707539968
Scaramucci is slated to leave
Despite what he came to achieve,
Like colourful cussing
And phone calls discussing
The autofellations of Steve— Limericking (@Limericking) July 31, 2017
Sean Spicer watching the #Mooch coverage like pic.twitter.com/gsa0XYqYhD
— Catherine McParland (@Cat_McParland) July 31, 2017
Well, at least someone out there will miss the Mooch. He left his investment firm and lost his wife, all to dictate the narrative of the Trump administration, and it did not go well. Aaand he’s out.
Scaramucci forever pic.twitter.com/gNnZwG1r26
— Steve King (@steveking_) July 31, 2017