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Ten 90′s TV Crushes You’re Still Nursing in the 2010s |Warming Glow|

Frotcast 83: Wahlberg-gate, Carnage, & Theater Stories with Comedian Matt Louv |Film Drunk|

Everyone Stop What You’re Doing And Watch This Volkswagen Super Bowl Ad Teaser |With Leather|

Warren Buffett Throws The Diamond Up At 40/40 Club Reopening |TSS|

Niners In Paris, Or What Happens When Your Crappy Fan Song Is Awesome |With Leather|

‘Archer’ Live Blog: ‘The Man From Jupiter’ |UPROXX|

Feminist Jay-Z Is In A Respectful State Of Mind |UPROXX|

Dane Cook bombed. Badly. |Film Drunk|

Yeah, That SOPA Blackout Was MILDLY Effective |UPROXX|

Summer Roberts Will Rock Your Pap Smear |Warming Glow|

My 5 Favorite Rapper Cameos On Chappelle’s Show |TSS|

Freddy Krueger IRL |I-Am-Bored|

7 Eerily Accurate Rob Lowe Tweets |The FW|

35 Unforgivable Facebook Statuses |Buzzfeed|

The 10 Biggest Box Office Flops of 2012, Predicted |Pajiba|

The Funniest Twitter Reactions To Rick Perry’s Exit |HuffPo|

The Adventures Of Merlin as captioned photos |Geektress|

Ever wonder what Snooki would look like without makeup? Well picture a vision standing in a dark smoky bar…….in Mos Eisley |FARK|

VIDEO AND .GIF BELOW: Is this dancing zebra real? |via TheDailyWhat and RoboShark|

[Steve Dogs picture via Pleated-Jeans.]