Bethenny Frankel, former Real Housewives of New York star and purveyor of low calorie booze designed to keep your hip bones at their pointiest, is reportedly planning to launch a new strain of marijuana. But isn’t marijuana already calorie free, you might be asking yourself? Well, if you smoke it or vape it anyway, not consume it in delicious baked goods.
Excellent question! Us Weekly reports:
“It will be a specially engineered strain of pot designed to not give you the munchies,” an insider close to the Skinnygirl cocktails creator, 44, tells Us. “She read about how profitable the cannabis industry is and wants to get in on that.”
But … But … Aren’t the munchies one of the best side effects of smoking pot? Marijuana is a drug that transforms something as mundane as stale Goldfish crackers into a culinary delight! Why would you want to rob marijuana of that? Just eat the stinkin’ stale Goldfish crackers and run an extra 10 miles on the treadmill tomorrow. It will be worth it. I promise.