Watch Brian Scalabrine Dominate A One-On-Three Pickup Game Like Only The White Mamba Can

We’ve all been there. Get hot at your local gym, start feeling like “Hey, you know what? I bet I could hang with [insert bench-warming NBA name] in one-on-one.” Brian Scalabrine, in a series of pick-up games sponsored by Boston radio station 98.5 The Sports Fan, begs to differ. The Scalanchula went off on an array of Joe Schmoes throughout the event, winning his four pickup games by a combined score of 44-6, according to CBS Boston. Even one-on-three, as seen in this hilarious video, the White Mamba proves that his venom knows no antidote.