If the most recent season of Orange Is the New Black taught us anything, it’s that unions love Les Misérables, and also that there’s someone for everyone, even prison inmates. Lorna found a man from outside Litchfield, and Luka Magnotta is hoping to do the same. The only difference is, Magnotta is a Canadian porn star who was sentenced to life in prison after he dismembered, sexually abused, and ate his boyfriend’s corpse. Other than that, the same person.
Magnotta recently joined the dating service Canadian Inmates Connect Inc., which connects prisoners with those wondering what’s the deal with conjugal visits. Here’s his profile:
Seeking single white male, 28-38 years of age, white and in shape. One who is loyal, preferably educated, financially and emotionally stable for a long term committed relationship. If you think you could be my prince charming, send me a detailed letter with at least 2 photos. (Via)
There’s no mention of bringing fava beans and a nice chianti, but I assume it’s implied.
(Via New Now Next)