Care To See Our Weiner Updates?

It’s been a while since we’ve had an update on Weinergate, and the 9-year-old in all of us isn’t done making Weiner jokes.  Above is a tweet from Stephen Colbert to kick things off.  From there we can proceed to our gallery of tastefully mature updates on this scandal. If you’ve been in a coma, it may be news to you that Paris Hilton is still famous for some reason New York Congressman Anthony Weiner tweeted a picture of his crotch bulge to a fan and then claimed he was hacked.  He later confessed to sending the photo, as well as other photos, to a total of six women.  Here is his apology speech juxtaposed with guilty-looking weiner dogs, because all Congressional press conferences go better with Dachshunds.
It also came to light recently that Gennette Cordova, the 21-year-old college student who received Weiner’s weiner pic, was voted “Most Likely to be Involved in a Tabloid Scandal” in high school.  That may be the first time a senior superlative turned out to be true.  Continue reading after the jump for that yearbook picture, along with several other Weinergate updates, including the inevitable Taiwanese news animation from NMA, some of our favorite headlines, and other assorted goodness.

“The Shorecrest High School Piper printed this eerily prophetical senior superlative way back in 2007.” — someecards

Taiwan’s NMA News is keeping it classy as always.

“Weiner bawls”.  We knew we could count on you, New York Post.

I heard Spirit Airlines was having a “Weiner Sale” with “Fares too HARD to resist” but if all I get is a plane ride I’m going to be very disappointed.

“Benjy Bronk from Howard Stern Show asks Congressman Anthony Weiner an inappropriate question.” — SayOMG

Andrew Breitbart went on Opie and Anthony and showed them a picture of Anthony Weiner’s penis (allegedly). I’m not posting the NSFW picture here, but you can see it at this NSFW link. Did I mention it was not safe for work?
I bet we know what Weiner’s thinking about this:

[via CajunBoy]