Kindly Christians Politely Refuse To Tip Their 'Fag' Waiter At Carrabba's Because He's Gay

Surely, Jesus is looking down from the heavens with a proud smile, because this is exactly how he’d handle being served lasagna by a homosexual at an Italian chain restaurant — by stiffing the waiter (no pun intended) and then leaving a note explaining that a stiffing was due to the server’s “fag choices.”

Thank you for your service, it was excellent. That being said, we cannot in good conscience tip you, for your homosexual lifestyle is an affront to GOD. Queers do not share in the wealth of GOD, and you will not share in ours. We hope you will see the tip your fag choices made you lose out on, and plan accordingly. It is never too late for GOD’S love, but none shall be spared for fags. May GOD have mercy on you.