When you’re driving under the influence and you have weed in your car, it’s important to be careful. You have to hide that stuff really well. A 21-year-old in Nebraska had the perfect hiding place: a Land O Lakes container with “Not Weed” written on it. It went about as well as you’d think.
A 21-year-old Lincoln man was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol and cited for possession of less than an ounce of marijuana after deputies found a 16-ounce container labeled “Not Weed” under the front passenger’s seat.
Lancaster County Sheriff’s deputies stopped the driver near Eighth and K streets about 9 p.m. Saturday.
During a search, the sheriff’s office found the plastic sour cream container with 11.4 grams of marijuana. The driver said it belonged to him and was cited.
Oh, tiny stoner baby child. You tried. Not hard, but you tried.